DER UGLY BERNERKERL

WUNA HEA UHSH STAWEE?

ITZ CULLED THA UGLEH BERNERKAL

WUNCE DER WUZ A UGLY AND PHYCO ASYLUMANIAC BARNAKIL

HE WAS SO UGLY THAT HE TOOK OUT A KNIFE

A MACHETI

A SHOWORD AND MURDERED

AND ERRYONE DIED

DAR ERND