ONE DAY, EVIL PATRIXXX WATCHED SPONGEBOB THEN HE FARTED ON HIS SANDWICH. HE GOT ANGRY BUT ATE IT ANYWAY, BUT TO HIM THE FART MADE IT TASTE BETTER! WHEN THE EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB HE WAS WATCHING WAS OVER, HE DECIDED TO TAKE A WALK. HE MET SOME DRUG DEALER, KILLED HIM, AND USING A SHARPIE WROTE ON THE DEAD MAN'S BUTT, "DRUGZ R 4 SLUGZ!!!" EVIL PATRIXXX CONTINUED HIS WALK AND FOUND A PET STORE. WHEN HE ENTERED, HE STOLE SOME DUDE'S BAG AND EMPTIED IT OUT. NEXT, HE STARTED TO STUFF THE BAG WITH EVERY ANIMAL HE COULD SEE. THE MAN AT THE COUNTER TOLD HIM HE HAD TO PAY FOR THOSE ANIMALS. EVIL PATRIXXX TURNED HIS HEAD SLOWLY TOWARDS THE CASHIER, AND PROCEEDED TO SHOOT THE MAN WITH HIS EYE LAZERS. PEOPLE STARTED TO RUN AWAY, AS EVIL PATRIXXX USED HIS SUPER HYPER-REALISTIC INNER TURD (S.H.I.T) TO BLOW UP THE PET STORE. AFTER THE DEED WAS DONE, EVIL PATRIXXX WENT HOME EMPTIED THE BAG FULL OF ANIMALS IN HIS LIVING ROOM, THEN CURLED UP ON HIS COUCH AND STARTED TO WATCH A SPONGEBOB MARATHON. BUT THE EPISODES WERE THE NEWER ONES SO HE BLEW UP HIS TV AND READ SOME TROLLPASTAS BEFORE HE WENT TO BED.
THE END.
Written by Habergeon