Badge-1-6 Evil Patrixxx recent whereabouts was "The Article of the Now"

Although evil Patrixxx mystirosly disapeard after the 1962 hikers accident, some clues might suggest his whereabouts 

Asia Clues:

Recently in 1432, in an unknown villege in Jordan, an old man reported that his sponge was literally full of shit. That might suggest that evil Patrixxx used his Super Hyper-realistic Inner Turd (S.H.I.T) power on Squidwarxxx in disguise of SpongeBoxxx.

It's has been reveled that the old man is actually a former Patrixxx supporter.

After 2,984 years, the old man died from laser infection that could came from evil Patrixxx.

Atlantis clues:

Long ago in 8703 at the bottom of the sea, Atlantis, the crappy house of Neptoxxx was set on fire from thunder. Two days later a short ladder was found near the house. The finger printes reveals thats Patrixxx or evil Patrixxx used the ladder to force Jupitexx create thunder (Patrixxx), or to use his thunder eyes to set the house on fire (evil Patrixxx).

Post your findings:

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