Normal Patrixxx is bored one day, so he plays chess by himself. He wins, and losses. He decides he wants to play with other people but Spongeboxxs and Squidwarxxx don't want to play. So he kidnaps Billyxxx and plays chess with him. Evil Patrixxx comes and plays chess with Normal Patrixxx for the ownership of Billyxxx. Normal Patrixxx wins but Evil Patrixxx goes into mega hyperrealistic mode and Normal Patrixxx faints.

Normal Patrixxx wakes up naked in the dumpster on a pile of dead bodies as he sees Evil Patrixxx fly away into the night with Billyxxx.