PATRIXXX was at home one day drinking shrimp juice, when he decided that he wanted to make a porno staring him and a jello doughnut. So he went to Dunkin Doughnuts and he ordered a box of jelly doughnuts, then he saw some man with a camera, and he stabbed the man and stole the camera. Then he went home then ate jelly doughnuts, then put it on PornHub and people said "this isn't porn!". Then PATRIXXX went to their homes and STABBED them in the ass with a sharpened pencil... DA END FOO'!1!1!!

Written by Habergeon