Original written by Habergeon on the Trollpasta Wiki on May 21st.

PATRIXXX had just come home from a long day of terrorising the universe, when he realised he smelt like a homeless man who had recently waded in a pool of shit. He went to his bathroom, 'slapped the steak' for a bit, then began his bath. Once the bath had been filled with hot, steamy cu- water, he jumped in and began playing with his rubber ducky. Then, suddenly he felt a big fart come on, however when he went to fart, he shit all over the walls. Using SPONGEBOXXX he cleaned up the shit, and sprayed it into SQUIDWARXXX's soup. He climbed out of his bath, dryed his crotch and carried on with his life. DA END!!!

Written by Habergeon