> I was only 9 years old
> I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
> I pray to shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
> "Shrek is love" I say. "Shrek is life"
> My dad hears me and he calls me a faggot
> I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
> I called him a cunt
> He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
> Im crying now, and my face hurts
> I lay in bed and its really cold
> A warmth is moving towards me
> I feel something touch me
> Its shrek
> I am so happy
> He whispers in to ear, "this is my swamp" and he likes evil patrixxx
> He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my patrixxx doll
> I'm ready
> I bring my computer to heaven
> He waits on the toilet
> It had a virus so i killed it
> I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his force
> I want to please Shrek
> He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
> My dad walks in
> Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says. "Its all ogre now"
> Shrek leaves through my window
> Shrek is love, Shrek is life